"Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age."
"I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within this site."
"I understand that when I gain access to this site, I will be exposed to visual images of a sexually oriented nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available, for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. I am familiar with the standards in my community regarding the acceptance of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials I expect to encounter are within those standards. In my judgement, the average adult in my community accepts the consumption of such materials by willing adults in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive."